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Leanna Ellis


ONCE IN A BLUE MOON

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ONCE IN A BLUE MOON


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ONCE IN A BLUE MOON
Leanna Ellis
B&H Books
Romance
ISBN: 9780805449884

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Chapter One

Here lies Obit writer Bryn
She should have stayed home
Instead of jumping in.

It’s the story of my life. I often jump before looking, much less thinking. But there it is. My life is an obituary-in-the-making. Scary, huh? It keeps things in perspective. But it’s not just me. I see others as a potential obit too. Professional hazard, I suppose. Friends text or email pictures of funny or unusual tombstones. One sent me this yesterday:

The children of Israel wanted bread,
And the Lord sent them manna,
Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife,
And the Devil sent him Anna.

On Halloween to give everyone in the office a laugh, I dress up as the Grim Reaper. Every artist’s rendering I’ve ever encountered of the bleak goon in dark, heavy cloak resembles a tall, skinny scarecrow. That’s pretty much me in a nutshell. Minus the scythe.

Today, on assignment, dressed in fairly normal clothes (for Austin’s relaxed attitude but not necessarily Houston’s uptightness) of jeans, cowboy boots and T-shirt (which reads: Dead Men Tell No Lies, but their family will!), I stand in a long, snaking line of which I can just now see the front, waiting my turn (not necessarily patiently), and of course, my brain wanders as it is prone to do when it doesn’t have anything occupying it, my thoughts leaning toward the morose.

Most folks I’ve talked to this weekend celebrating the 40th anniversary at NASA have happy memories of the Apollo 11 landing on the moon. Astronauts, celebrities and the common folk who observe the stars above and dream of galaxies light years away have gathered at the NASA facilities. Their spirits are as buoyed as the gazillion red-white-and-blue balloons floating around the building, some bound together to form puffy rockets and planetary orbs. Visitors who were alive on July 20, 1969 when Neil Armstrong stepped on the gray surface of the moon want to share their memories of the event of the twentieth century. It’s a universal hobby this looking up at the moon, gazing into the depths of space and wondering if life on earth is all there is. Or if there is more, heavenward or in the opposite direction, if there are men from Mars, women from Venus or from some other galaxy. The stars spark our imaginations. The longer we gaze, the smaller and more insignificant we feel, and a craving to know there is something beyond us grows. “One small step for man …”

… a giant leap into the black hole of my past. I was just a nine-year-old kid busy with throwing a softball into my glove rather than listening to Walter Cronkite narrate the historic occasion, the night my mother stepped into the hereafter … a murkiness of darkness or light, whatever your beliefs might be. Mine bend toward a gray mist clouding over my heart, leaving me most often in the dark. The gravity of my mother’s death pulls me down into a mire of sticky emotions I usually avoid. Without even the spin of the simulator I’m waiting to ride, I suddenly feel my world reel and my stomach tilt.

To distract my wayward thoughts, I make up another appropriate obit:

Brynda Seymour
Took a turn in            Zero gravity
She ain’t no more.

“Hey!” The stranger next to me who has been texting with his cell phone for the past thirty minutes leans torward me “What’s that?” He nods toward an orange pail outside the door we’ve anticipated entering for over an hour.

“In case we barf.”

“What?” His lips thin, and he loosens his narrow, gray tie. He seems the type to choose cremation rather than burial, maybe his ashes sprinkled over some cosmopolitan area on a cloudy day. “Have you seen anyone get sick?”

“Hard to tell. After the ride, victims …” I smile and edit myself,”…passengers exit a different door.”

At that moment, the metal door slides sideways. I crane my neck to see around the few guts-or-glory fools waiting ahead of me. Through the doorway, ten slightly dazed, pale tourists walk (or wobble) out of the simulator, their footsteps hesitant and unsure, their eyes glazed, their mouths pulled back in a grimace as if they’re still experiencing the full impact of the g-forces. I hold back a laugh. One young woman stutters, grabs a wall and is shown a wheelchair in which she flutters like a collapsed parachute into the sling seat.

“Not too late to change our mind,” the man shuffling along ahead of me says. He’s slightly older than me, maybe full into his fifties from the looks of his gray head. He’s dressed more casually in shorts and loafers. I imagine him picking out a plain, no frills casket for his future use.

“Oh, don’t worry. This will be fun,” I say. “Can’t be worse than HALO diving.”

The older man turns, raises his eyebrows which resemble tufts of gray clouds above his blue eyes. “What’s that?”

“High altitude low opening,” the suited guy behind me answers. Definitely top of the line casket required here - piped in music preferred. He looks me up and down, not checking me out for a pickup, but sizing me up and assessing whether or not he believes me capable of the edgy sky-diving. “You’ve HALO skydived?” Doubt permeates his whiney voice. “You military or something?”

“You mean, crazy? Nah, just a reporter.” As if that explains my penchant for the extreme. I’d tell him I’m an obit writer but that might make those in line even more nervous, like I’m scoping out new material.

“Me, too,” he says. “Houston Chronicle.” The lofty tone of his voice sets my teeth on edge. Even though Austin is the state’s capital, the larger metropolitan city reporters tend to look down their snooping noses at our smaller paper.

“Austin Statesman.” I give a tight smile and skim the warning signs posted outside the simulator room. If you’re pregnant … If you have back trouble … If you have heart problems … If you have second thoughts … Stay out. “You ever experience g-forces?”

“Once.” He’s young and fit, close to my daughter’s age, with a tanned face and easygoing smile. “Puked my guts up.”

“Don’t sit next to me then.” As I move toward the opening door, my step garners a bounce. The green light above flashes. All clear. It’s a go-for-launch.

After a brief introduction to astronaut training by a grim teenager who looks Vulcan minus the pointy ears. He tells how Buzz Aldrin puked during training. Then, we’re given one last chance to abort this mission. A thin, waif of a woman gives an ‘adios’ and is escorted out of the lockdown area.

“Are you ready then?” the Star Trek wannabe asks our small group of wary space travelers.

“Let ‘er rip!” someone behind me hollers. He, I speculate, will be the first to hurl.

“Okay,” Spock’s cousin says, “let’s blast off.”

I roll my eyes and follow the master of ceremonies to my personal docking station. I check the plastic cushioned seat for any unidentified stains or particles. All clear. I climb in, pull down the chest guard and strap the lap belt in place. “What happens,” I ask one of the young workers checking for secured seatbelts, “if we get sick during the simulation?”

“Bags are provided in the pouch in front,” she says as if she’s repeated the same phrase a thousand times today.

“No extra charge?”

She gives me a sideways glance, confusion darkening her brown eyes and her forehead puckering.

The older man behind me chuckles.

“Have many been used today?” I ask.

The young woman points to an overflowing trash can. A picture is definitely worth a thousand words.

Sitting quietly for one minute … two, I check my watch, tap my fingers against the metal handles latched to a fake electronic board providing lights and buttons for my enjoyment. The hatch descends over my head and clicks securely in place. The simulator jerks forward. A bumpy vibration begins in my backside and rattles up my spine. I draw in slow, regulated breaths, releasing the carbon dioxide in equal puffs. I lean my head back against the headrest and close my eyes. My cheeks begin to tremble and shake of their own accord as they pull back toward my ears in a smile that lacks humor or joy. Pressure against my chest builds like a hand bearing down on my heart. My mind drifts to those first astronauts. What fears did they face during training, during actual liftoff? Did they want to weep? Shout? Say, ‘Look, Mom, I’m flying to the moon!’?

And right then, my pulse starts racing as if past the speed of light. It has nothing to do with the simulator or the vortex it’s creating around me. My eyes open. I look around. The enclosed space seems smaller. Frantic, I hold the metal handrails. My breath comes out harsh, fast then stops. It’s as if I’ve stepped off the Eagle right along with Neil Armstrong onto the lifeless moon without my astronaut space suit and air pack and can’t draw even a single breath.

I wasn’t watching the television at the moment he set that spongy shoe on the rocky, dull surface but at my mother, watching her chest slowly rise and fall with each ragged breath. Soon my world began to spin out of control, out of orbit and ever since it’s never stopped.

Before the contents of my stomach start to rise, the simulator jerks to a stop. I sit there a moment, gather my thoughts back into myself, contain them in a tiny capsule, do a mental check of my body parts --- arms, legs, stomach, all still with me even though I feel loose and out of touch. Nothing lags behind, not even the contrails of memories.

When the hatch opens, I hop out quickly, ready to escape my past, and give a forced laugh as my boots clunk on the linoleum floor. A retching sound comes from the simulator next to mine. Discreetly, I glance away from the young man in the suit but I can’t help looking around me at the other faces which seem drawn and shaded like the green men of a 1960s sci-fi film. I give a thumbs up sign to the older man who stood beside me for so long and who now seems steady on his feet. The young reporter crawls out of the simulator, hangs onto the edge and searches through his pockets. For his barf bag? But he pulls out his cell phone and texts a message. Probably: survived. It sounds more optimistic than his shaky reality.

Excerpted from ONCE IN A BLUE MOON © Copyright 2017 by Leanna Ellis. Reprinted with permission by B&H Books. All rights reserved.

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